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		<title>Your Most Powerful &amp; Memorable Differentiator: Your Stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Heaney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reminded today when I read a terrific post on the importance of storytelling in corporate branding at Beg To Differ of the crucial importance of storytelling to job seekers who desperately need to set themselves apart during the job search process.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was reminded today when I read a terrific post on the importance of storytelling in corporate branding at <a href="http://www.begtodiffer.com/2010/07/whats-your-story/" target="_blank">Beg To Differ</a> of the crucial importance of storytelling to job seekers who desperately need to set themselves apart during the job search process.</p>
<p><a href="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/stories-at-work.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-668" title="stories at work" src="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/stories-at-work-298x300.jpg" alt="" width="298" height="300" /></a>The importance of the personal story was perfectly illustrated to me last week when I was approached by a friend asking for help in getting back in the job market. She had a resume and a LinkedIn profile &#8211; fulfilling the absolute minimum requirements for any job seeker &#8211; but had no idea how to jump start her search.</p>
<p>Initially, she wanted my help pursuing a senior development position with a local non-profit and asked for some help modifying her resume to make her more attractive to the organization&#8217;s director. However, a quick perusal of her resume convinced me that no amount of creative writing could transform her background in the hauling industry and real estate management into anything remotely appropriate for the opening she wanted to pursue.</p>
<p>Not wanting to dash her hopes upon the jagged rocks of reality, I sat down with her to discuss her previous work experience and asked her to recount some of her most distinctive, enjoyable and memorable moments from her previous jobs. Initially, she started to recount the tasks she performed in each of her previous positions, but I told her to put the resume aside and just tell me stories that stood out in her mind.</p>
<p>She described the day she was hired at the hauling company, interviewed in a dank interior office, lit by a single bulb and crammed from floor to ceiling with paper. Unopened envelopes, bills, unsent invoices, even checks, piled on every surface and jutting out of every cabinet and every drawer. The office resembled a scene from Hoarders and presented a challenge to my friend. She offered to get the entire office and business organized and running efficiently and was hired on the spot.</p>
<p>She then spent weeks opening every envelope, sorting payables from receivables, meeting with bankers to discuss how the company would work with the bank from that day forward, met with the accountant to clarify how the books should be kept, contacted all the clients to resolve billing issues and personally handled all client service calls. She took over the business and made it run. And she loved doing it. She faced a herculean task that would have driven me into one of the cluttered corners, whimpering in the fetal position and dove into the project headlong.</p>
<p>I love her story. And she had others. How she expanded their client base from 65 clients to over 3000 by herself. And how she handled all client service calls and built enduring relationships because her clients never called their hauling company, they called Paula. She became the face and voice of the company and turbocharged its growth.</p>
<p>Once I heard those stories, I didn&#8217;t care what accounting program she used, or how they processed payroll. I simply trusted that she could face a task &#8211; no matter how complex &#8211; dive in and get it done. And I appreciate it more because she excels at the things that I avoid. And I know dozens of business executives like me who desperately need someone who can organize their business and keep it running smoothly day to day. Is there a title for that? I don&#8217;t know. But I know there&#8217;s a story to tell that will let Paula put whatever title she wants on her business card.</p>
<p>So, what are your stories? The ones that are so memorable you still remember the tiniest details? They don&#8217;t have to be your greatest successes, either. Frequently they result in failures that taught you permanent lessons. As long as they continue to inspire you, they&#8217;ll inspire your listener. So jot them down. They&#8217;ll separate you from every other job seeker who focuses on their tasks without sharing the technicolor details of their real accomplishments.</p>
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		<title>How to Design Your Resume for Maximum Impact</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Heaney</dc:creator>
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		<title>Job Search Experiment Episode 10: Resume Design</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Heaney</dc:creator>
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The single most important document in your job search hasn&#8217;t changed in generations &#8211; it&#8217;s still your resume. But what has changed is the ability for even those unskilled in graphics design to create a resume that stands out visually, incorporates color and separates you from every other job seeker whose resume format simple blends [...]]]></description>
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<p>The single most important document in your job search hasn&#8217;t changed in generations &#8211; it&#8217;s still your resume. But what has changed is the ability for even those unskilled in graphics design to create a resume that stands out visually, incorporates color and separates you from every other job seeker whose resume format simple blends into the stack.</p>
<p>In a highly competitive job market, you need to exploit every advantage that you can gain in the job search process. Ultimately, you want to be distinctive and memorable, and a creative resume design can provide you with a significant differentiator.</p>
<p><strong>The Hiring Manager&#8217;s Perspective<br />
</strong>Put yourself behind the hiring manager&#8217;s desk. They&#8217;ve got a position to fill and a stack of resumes to glance through to pick out a few candidates to invite in for an interview. Assuming that you have the minimum requirements specified, your goal is to have the hiring manager notice your resume, take the time to read about your skills and accomplishments and secure an invitation for an interview.</p>
<p>If the hiring manager has to sift through dozens (or potentially hundreds) of resumes, how can you increase your chances of being noticed? Create a noticeable resume.</p>
<p><strong>Resume Inspiration<br />
</strong>There&#8217;s a terrific site that collected <a href="http://jobmob.co.il/blog/beautiful-resume-ideas-that-work/" target="_blank">36 beautiful resumes</a> that should inspire every job seeker. Most of the resumes on the page are from graphic designers &#8211; people who create beautiful and remarkable images for a living. And the resumes they create are different from every resume you&#8217;ve ever seen online or in any resume guidebook.</p>
<p><a href="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/resume-2.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-530" title="resume 2" src="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/resume-2-231x300.jpg" alt="" width="231" height="300" /></a>Take this resume sample, for example (click to enlarge). It&#8217;s the resume that we adopted as the model for our <a href="http://thejobshopper.com/2010/03/real-life-real-time-job-search-experiment-episode-1/" target="_blank">Job Search Experiment</a> with Tim Krenn. The format is visually distinctive, incorporating blue section headers and a blue vertical separator that are subtle yet compelling.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know how to select colors to blend into your resume, you might want to check out an online tool called <a href="http://www.colorschemedesigner.com/" target="_blank">Color Scheme Designer </a>that will pick complementary colors or even an entire color palette for you.</p>
<p><a href="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/resume1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-532" title="resume1" src="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/resume1-226x300.jpg" alt="" width="226" height="300" /></a>This second resume (left, click to enlarge) also incorporates creative formatting and subtle elements of color along with a distinctive font selection to stand out from the crowd.</p>
<p>While the use of different fonts may help your resume stand out, you should never use more than two fonts and you should avoid fonts that are cartoonish or whimsical. Your choice of font should connote your professional competence and judgment, so select carefully.</p>
<p><strong>Critical Edge<br />
</strong>Every study of hiring manager behavior has demonstrated that they will spend only 15-30 seconds examining each resume. You have just a few seconds to make an impression and gain their attention. The creative application of formatting, font and color can help your resume stand apart from the crowd and give you a distinctive advantage in gaining an interview.</p>
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		<title>Your Resume Just Isn&#8217;t Enough</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Heaney</dc:creator>
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		<title>Real-life, Real-time Job Search Experiment: Episode 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
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This week starts a new real-life real-time experiment detailing the job search efforts of Tim Krenn, a Cleveland sales executive who like millions of Americans recently found himself out of work and in need of a new job.
Tim approached me a couple of weeks ago asking for advice on how to refine his resume and [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/JobSearchNewspaper.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-432" title="JobSearchNewspaper" src="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/JobSearchNewspaper-300x222.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="222" /></a>This week starts a new real-life real-time experiment detailing the job search efforts of Tim Krenn, a Cleveland sales executive who like millions of Americans recently found himself out of work and in need of a new job.</p>
<p>Tim approached me a couple of weeks ago asking for advice on how to refine his resume and get the word out to prospective employers who might be interested in meeting him. The more we spoke, the more apparent it became that Tim didn’t just need a better looking or more adroitly phrased resume, he needed a job search strategy that encompassed personal branding, networking and effective use of social media.</p>
<p>I’ve known Tim for nearly 20 years, and I’ve worked with him professionally, so I know how talented he is, I could see the enormous amount of see the untapped potential that could be released with the right strategy and disciplined and consistent tactical execution.</p>
<p>We’re going to be documenting the advice that we provide to Tim, discussing why we’ve selected the strategies, platforms and tactics that we pursue, and track the results of our efforts until Tim lands a new job. It could be six weeks or six months, but we’ll be there to document the highs, the lows, the technical challenges, the mistakes and hopefully the ultimate success.</p>
<p>And as a starting point, I’ll share with you exactly how I started with Tim. Laying the social media foundation that will enable you to create and distinguish your personal brand, build your personal network and start engaging online with professionals who have the capacity to recommend or even hire you.</p>
<p>So, let’s start at the beginning and start building your social media persona.</p>
<p><strong>First steps</strong>: create identities for yourself on the three big social media platforms: LinkedIn, Facebook and Twitter.</p>
<p>Don’t feel overwhelmed by the fact you don’t know how to use these platforms yet, you don’t know how to build a network and you think that Facebook is for teenagers and Twitter is time wasting text messaging. They’re all simply tools that you need in your job search toolbox right now. We’ll learn how to use them effectively later.</p>
<p><strong>Second</strong>, find a terrific professional headshot that you can use on all your social media platforms. I want to make sure you heard that: pick one headshot to use across all the platforms. The same picture. This is all related to personal branding and your creation of a brand image that is unmistakably you.  And there’s a reason that I qualify the shot as a headshot, not a full body shot or a full torso. The photos on social media sites are often displayed at 40&#215;40 pixels. That’s tiny, and if you use a large shot, you’ll be unidentifiable.</p>
<p><a href="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/personal-branding-photo.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-441" title="personal branding photo" src="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/personal-branding-photo-300x156.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="156" /></a>It&#8217;s also crucial that you select a photo that conveys the appropriate professional image. This means that your shot should capture you dressed as you would for work, not at a party or a wedding, not with your spouse or kids and not a grainy shot you grabbed from your laptop&#8217;s webcam. Your photo may be the single most important visual element in your entire personal branding effort, so take the time to get it right.</p>
<p><strong>Third</strong>, and finally for now, think what topic you can write about and contribute professionally on your own blog. What’s your area of expertise? Where have you had your greatest successes? What aspects of your profession get you excited? Write down some ideas, because your professional blog will serve as the focal point of your job search, will provide the content you need to display your expertise, generate conversations, feed your social media channels and position you as a leader in your field.</p>
<p>So, get busy, start thinking, because tomorrow’s topic is going to be all about the blog as the central element in your job search.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Heaney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No one is above having to write an appealing and intriguing resume to attract attention from a prospective employer. Not even Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No one is above having to write an appealing and intriguing resume to attract attention from a prospective employer. Not even Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci.</p>
<p>A copy of a letter da Vinci wrote (full text below. original at right: click to enlarge) to the Duke of Milan seeking a position as an armorer was recently made available and contains some universal truths that today&#8217;s resume writers can learn from, including:</p>
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<li><strong><a href="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/LeonardoResume1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-414" title="LeonardoResume" src="http://thejobshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/LeonardoResume1-239x300.jpg" alt="" width="239" height="300" /></a>focus on the needs of the employer</strong>. At the time that da Vinci wrote this letter, he was already an accomplished painter, sculptor, physician, musician and inventor. But daVinci didn&#8217;t focus his pitch on his artistic facility, but on his ability to create wondrous instruments of war &#8211; meeting the immediate needs of the Duke.</li>
<li><strong>don&#8217;t tell your whole story, just enough to whet their appetite</strong> &#8211; notice that da Vinci didn&#8217;t include drawings or detailed descriptions of his war-waging creations. Instead he teased the Duke with descriptions of devices that could bridge streams, besiege fortresses, hurl mortars, destroy ships, tunnel under rivers, and protect chariots. At no point does da Vinci explain how he would accomplish any of these tasks, but the descriptions alone are enough to intrigue the Duke and secure an interview &#8211; exactly what your resume is intended to do.</li>
<li><strong>describe what you can do, not just what you have done</strong> &#8211; da Vinci doesn&#8217;t just provide a laundry list of the projects that he&#8217;s completed, but describes how engaging da Vinci will benefit the Duke. The descriptions of <em>endless means of offense and defense </em>are nearly irresistable and<em> </em>provide the Duke with all the reason necessary to meet with da Vinci.</li>
<li><strong>use language that engages the reader</strong> &#8211; my favorite line in the letter is his description of the mortars he can build that will &#8220;<em>fling small stones almost resembling a storm; and with the smoke of these cause great terror to the enemy, to his great detriment and confusion</em>.&#8221; He didn&#8217;t write that he could <em>create a series of mortar assemblies capable of firing up to six projectiles per minute</em>. Instead he used descriptive language that enabled the Duke to envision a storm of projectiles blackening the sky and instilling terror in his enemies. And what Duke wouldn&#8217;t want the power to unleash that firestorm?</li>
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<p>Isn&#8217;t it time you revisited your own resume to incorporate some of da Vinci&#8217;s timeless tips of genius?</p>
<p><strong><em>Full text of da Vinci&#8217;s letter:</em></strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Most Illustrious Lord, Having now sufficiently considered the specimens of all those who proclaim themselves skilled contrivers of instruments of war, and that the invention and operation of the said instruments are nothing different from those in common use: I shall endeavor, without prejudice to any one else, to explain myself to your Excellency, showing your Lordship my secret, and then offering them to your best pleasure and approbation to work with effect at opportune moments on all those things which, in part, shall be briefly noted below.</p>
<p>1. I have a sort of extremely light and strong bridges, adapted to be most easily carried, and with them you may pursue, and at any time flee from the enemy; and others, secure and indestructible by fire and battle, easy and convenient to lift and place. Also methods of burning and destroying those of the enemy.</p>
<p>2. I know how, when a place is besieged, to take the water out of the trenches, and make endless variety of bridges, and covered ways and ladders, and other machines pertaining to such expeditions.</p>
<p>3. If, by reason of the height of the banks, or the strength of the place and its position, it is impossible, when besieging a place, to avail oneself of the plan of bombardment, I have methods for destroying every rock or other fortress, even if it were founded on a rock, etc.</p>
<p>4. Again, I have kinds of mortars; most convenient and easy to carry; and with these I can fling small stones almost resembling a storm; and with the smoke of these cause great terror to the enemy, to his great detriment and confusion.</p>
<p>5. And if the fight should be at sea I have kinds of many machines most efficient for offense and defense; and vessels which will resist the attack of the largest guns and powder and fumes.</p>
<p>6. I have means by secret and tortuous mines and ways, made without noise, to reach a designated spot, even if it were needed to pass under a trench or a river.</p>
<p>7. I will make covered chariots, safe and unattackable, which, entering among the enemy with their artillery, there is no body of men so great but they would break them. And behind these, infantry could follow quite unhurt and without any hindrance.</p>
<p>8. In case of need I will make big guns, mortars, and light ordnance of fine and useful forms, out of the common type.</p>
<p>9. Where the operation of bombardment might fail, I would contrive catapults, mangonels, trabocchi, and other machines of marvellous efficacy and not in common use. And in short, according to the variety of cases, I can contrive various and endless means of offense and defense.</p>
<p>10. In times of peace I believe I can give perfect satisfaction and to the equal of any other in architecture and the composition of buildings public and private; and in guiding water from one place to another.</p>
<p>11. I can carry out sculpture in marble, bronze, or clay, and also I can do in painting whatever may be done, as well as any other, be he who he may.</p>
<p>Again, the bronze horse may be taken in hand, which is to be to the immortal glory and eternal honor of the prince your father of happy memory, and of the illustrious house of Sforza.</p>
<p>And if any of the above-named things seem to anyone to be impossible or not feasible, I am most ready to make the experiment in your park, or in whatever place may please your Excellency &#8211; to whom I comment myself with the utmost humility, etc.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Worst Cover Letter Ever?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the staff members of Ragan Communications, a Chicago-based communications firm, posted a letter the firm received from an eager college student seeking her first job. The letter was uniformly awful, and the comments interspersed by the Ragan commentator were sadly hilarious.
SUBJECT LINE: Question..
Is that a period and its twin, or is it ellipses [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the staff members of Ragan Communications, a Chicago-based communications firm, <a href="http://www.ragan.com/ME2/Audiences/dirmod.asp?sid=&amp;nm=&amp;type=MultiPublishing&amp;mod=PublishingTitles&amp;mid=5AA50C55146B4C8C98F903986BC02C56&amp;tier=4&amp;id=7441AD2A205448EA93AB4B98A36D481A&amp;AudID=3FF14703FD8C4AE98B9B4365B978201A" target="_blank">posted a letter </a>the firm received from an eager college student seeking her first job. The letter was uniformly awful, and the comments interspersed by the Ragan commentator were sadly hilarious.</p>
<blockquote><p>SUBJECT LINE: Question..</p>
<p><em><strong>Is that a period and its twin, or is it ellipses that can’t find its third dot anywhere? Ah, an easy mistake for a journalism and communications major to make.</strong></em></p>
<p>Hello, my name is ___________ and I am a senior undergraduate student at Well Recognized University in the Midwest, graduating with high honors in May with bachelor’s degrees in both Journalism/Mass Communication and Communication Studies. Although currently I reside and go to school in __________, I am originally from the Chicagoland area and am looking to start my career there in May.</p>
<p><em><strong>In this letter, you use the word “I” 35 times, “me” six times and “my” 11 times in 573 words. Granted, it’s a cover letter and the subject is yourself, but since you’re applying to work here, the subject is also us, and the communication business we cover. But we get your logic: We already know all about ourselves, right? What we need to know more about is you!</strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>P.S. In Chicago, nobody but weather-men and traffic reporters use the term “Chicagoland.” Actually, weathermen, traffic reporters and distant suburbanite kids trying to sound hard-bitten.</strong></em></p>
<p>I cannot express to you how excited I became as I came across the website for Regan. It is the kind of company that I have been looking for, and I am willing to do whatever it takes to obtain a full-time position at Regan.</p>
<p><em><strong>You were too excited, apparently, to check the spelling of the company’s five-letter name.</strong></em></p>
<p>Last year, an essay that I wrote was nationally recognized and I was, in turn, rewarded for my “excellence in undergraduate research.” My work was submitted by one of my professors, who complimented my persuasive writing/speaking style and suggested that I look into graduate school. However, I am far too eager, at this point, to get started in a career—and even moreso now that Regan is an option.</p>
<p><em><strong>Hey, we love our work, and we have a good time doing it. But are you actually saying the prospect of a job at a niche trade publisher has you geeked out of your young and hopeful mind? We cannot express how skeptical this makes us feel.</strong></em></p>
<p>I am a prominent undergraduate student in the communication studies department here, and from time to time even assist graduate students with brainstorming and analysis.</p>
<p><em><strong>A “prominent undergraduate,” eh? Your university has 30,000 undergraduate students, the only “prominent” ones of which play on the football team. Look, we cover PR here; don’t try to kid a bunch of kidders, okay kiddo?</strong></em></p>
<p>More than this, I am primarily a journalism student and my work has been published mostly in the university news-paper …. However, I also worked as a news reporter/intern at a local radio station for almost the entire 2006-07 school year. There, I reported on, and wrote stories—daily—for air. I also did on-air news and weather. Aside from filing affidavits (for none other than Clear Channel) and filling out program logs—I had the opportunity to meet lots of new people and work in a high-pressure position with deadlines and time-consuming interviews. I loved it.</p>
<p><em><strong>Wait: Did you say you filed affidavits for a radio company? Which radio company? Was it a company other than Clear Channel? No? It was none other than Clear Channel? Gadzooks, how soon can you start?</strong></em></p>
<p>I want to bring my passion, skill, and knowledge to Regan. I realize that you may not be the person that I should be speaking with, but I needed to contact someone.</p>
<p>In the last 5 years of my life, I have been told by many different people that I have a much different way of thinking. I think outside of the box (without even realizing it) and have a perfectionist complex that does not permit me room for error in my work.</p>
<p><em><strong>Ooh, this might be a problem. Here at “Regan,” we have a requirement that when our employees want to think outside the box, they have to ask permission to do it, which obviously means they have to realize when they’re about to think outside the box. Do you think you might be able to train yourself to be more aware of your mental position, relative to the box?</strong></em></p>
<p>When I do something, I give it everything that I have. When I am given a task, I get it done better than expected. The men at the radio station referred to me as “Chicago” and “sassy”—and never failed to give me stories that required contacting the hard-to-get sources. I always got them to talk, and I always got them to “spill it.” Sassy, they said, is for the ability that I have when it comes to asking the “tough questions.” They always said to me jokingly…“you have the look to get the interview with men and women alike, the charm to keep the interview, the intelligence to ask the right questions, the passion to ask the hard ones, and the innocent smile that gets an honest answer out of anyone.”</p>
<p><em><strong>These “men” at the radio station were about two ticks away from sexual harassment, girlfriend. A worthy subject for discussion no doubt, but not in a cover letter, please.</strong></em></p>
<p>My resume is attached. Thanks for hearing me out. I am honestly thrilled to have found this company and look forward to hearing from you soon. All of the careers listed on your website are of interest to me. However, I think that my writing style would be most applicable to speechwriting or public relations.</p>
<p><em><strong>Excellent. Except we don’t do speechwriting or public relations.</strong></em></p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p><em><strong>But we’ll be sure to keep your letter on file—and refer to it every time we want to remember: How full of themselves most young people are … that all the college courses in the world can’t teach a person how to communicate effectively … and how desperate and ill-equipped even “prominent undergrads” such as yourself feel as they prepare to leave their cozy college environs and test their sass in the big bad world.</strong></em></p></blockquote>
<p>Lessons learned from her disastrous letter:</p>
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<li><strong>Proofread the letter. </strong>Then proofread it again. Confirm that you spelled the company name correctly and that you spelled the name of the intended recipient correctly. Really, it doesn&#8217;t get any more basic than this. We receive correspondence all the time from people eager to work with <em>NESCO Resources</em>, which is terrific, except that our company name is <em>NESCO Resource</em>. It makes a difference.</li>
<li><strong>Know what the company does.</strong> This applicant can&#8217;t wait to get involved with professional speechwriting and public relations. The only problem is that Ragan doesn&#8217;t do either. Big fail.</li>
<li><strong>Shift</strong><strong> the focus from your desires to the company&#8217;s needs</strong>. Your goals and dreams, while massively important to you, really aren&#8217;t that important or interesting to your potential employer. They want to know precisely what you can do for them. What value do you bring? How can you contribute?</li>
<li><strong>Demonstrate your expertise with detail, not broad claims</strong>. The writer&#8217;s claims that she &#8220;thinks outside the box&#8221; and &#8220;I give it everything I have&#8221; are self-aggrandizing statements that are much less effective than detailed descriptions of projects or tasks that actually demonstrate your expertise. Don&#8217;t just say you&#8217;re creative and hard-working, provide a real-life example.</li>
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